Just Say YES!

I love the Yes Men. I want to emulate them. They rock my world, from being on the campaign trail for Bush, getting signatures to reinstate the draft and take from the poor and give to the rich, to solving world hunger, to spreading the message of captain euro. And if you ever need a phallic monitor to watch your sweatshop employees (ensuring they don't waste time on such things like going to the bathroom or getting up to stretch their legs, or heaven forbid talking to each other to organize for collective bargaining) while you are on vacation in the Bahamas, they are the guys you need to talk to. Don't worry ladies, you can get one, too!